CHEAT SHEET
Nicknames:
SG, Poor Man’s Tina Fey
Birthday:
July 29th
Hails From:
Chicago, IL; Grosse Pointe, MI
Past Honorary Hometowns:
Portland, OR; Washington, DC;
New York, NY
Current Stomping Grounds:
Portland, OR
Vices:
Cupcakes, white wine, disco fries, diet Vernors, Sanders bumpy cake, Bravo & VH1 reality shows, claw foot bathtubs, owls (as icons, not real), drugstores, tabloids.
Fears:
Cottage cheese, deviled eggs, the Big Shot on top of the Stratosphere Hotel in Las Vegas, pregnant women, Andy Dick.
Idols:
Tina Fey, Mariska Hargitay, Kathy Griffin, Christina Hendricks, Joel McHale, Tim Gunn, Dr. Drew.
Favorite Holiday:
Halloween, without question. I love handing out candy, deciding on a costume for myself, going to pumpkin patches, and eating lots of candy corn (but I always overdo it and end up with a stomach ache).
Scars:
Several, but the best was the one I got when I was three, as a result of running down my Nana’s hallway with a pencil in my hand. I tripped and fell. Hard. The pencil pierced my inner left foot, near my ankle. I think the fact that I stabbed myself with a writing instrument has something to do with why writing is in my blood - literally and figuratively.